idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
