FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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