where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
