Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
