Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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