The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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