Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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