That's intense
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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