I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Panties = found
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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