So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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