i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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