Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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