my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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