I'm so fucking centered right now
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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