She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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