At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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