Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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