did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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