Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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