OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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