uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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