My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Found your dick twin last night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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