Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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