Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The feeling are messing with the penis
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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