Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My ass is underappreciated
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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