She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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