i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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