I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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