I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We had sex on a dog bed..
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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