You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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