There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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