He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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