Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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