at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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