Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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