now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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