She is in my trunk
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
