erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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