Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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