It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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