so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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