he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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