That's intense
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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