I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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