I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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