Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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