Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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