I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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