"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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