how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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