She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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