your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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