I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize
