Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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