We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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