You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
well you can't waste a boner
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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