I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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